First off, this piece was super-hot and interesting.

But also, it has me curious about if people use phones during sex a lot? Ok, so my husband and I avoided smartphones for a really long time, and even now that I use one, it has never made it into my hands during sex. Not for photos, not for texting, not for porn. I am thinking about how I get annoyed if I go somewhere and everyone’s on their phones, and now I’m like, “Whoa, are half the people having sex on their phones too!?”

To be clear, not at all dissing you for your very cool use of the tech.