I’m not complaining, because in my over seven years living here, I’ve come to expect rice. If my meal doesn’t include rice, I feel like something is missing. Like my wife, if I don’t get my rice three times a day, I get irritable!
My husband and I used to own a vegan pizzeria. One time a customer freaked out at us because we didn’t serve rice:
“How can you not have rice? No rice, in the whole restaurant?!”
“Well, it’s a pizzeria. We have pizza.”
It was pretty hilarious.
Really enjoyed your piece. Congrats on curation!!