“Its your mother again. I want to talk to you about something VERY IMPORTANT!! Pleeeease keep the fact that I have money in a vault a secret. The bank should NOT know this. That vault is for jewelry, important papers, other things. I really N…“They’re All Bitches!”3726Michelle MonetDarcy ReederFeb 10, 2019·1 min readThis part had me laughing so hard. My mom’s been taking a lot lately about her impending death (she’s 67 and healthy) and all the things I need to do. The main one is making sure my dad (her husband) doesn’t speak at the funeral. Lol.